Sunday, November 3, 2013

How to find the perfect pumpkin: Boys vs. Girls

Here is a quick guide to help pick out the perfect pumpkin:


Step 1: Find the first pumpkin with a solid stem and no massive soft sports/holes. Done.

Zoey (aka Pumpkin-locs)

 Step 1:  Find a pumpkin roughly 3/4 of your body weight. Attempt to pick up. Fail. Declare this pumpkin just too big.

Step 2: Find a much smaller pumpkin. Pick up up with little effort but then declare it as just too small. Big girls need big(ger) pumpkins than this one.

Step 3: Follow your brother around for a few minutes until you find one that's more your size. Look over for any flaws and take it through the "carry" test.

Step 4: Success! Now hand it off to the closest adult and run after your brother.